Jokes Msg

Why Indian girls are not good in sports ??? Only 10% are playing cricket, hockey, tennis, badminton, chess, etc !! Remaining 90% are busy in playing with Janu.. janu yeh, janu wo, janu kaha ho???, janu kya kar rahe ho???, janu kab aaoge??? janu u love me na??? Janu i miss u janu ice cream khani hai janu chocolate khani hai janu aaj ghumne kaha jayenge janu yeh suit,wo sari,wo jeans janu falaana janu dheenkana Jaan lelo janu ki

Jokes Msg

Chintu Samose wale se bola:- ae. tumhare samose se ladki ka baal nikla..
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samose wala :- abe! 5rs.ke samose me puri ladki niklegi kya?







An engineering girl and guy went to a restaurant.

The guy wanted to ask for the menu,but he forgot wht it was called.So he acted damn cool and said....


"Waiter,SYLLABUS plz......."