Girls status on fb -> “:( “
Comments:
1.Haww! Kya hua?
2.Hey,evrything ok? Shud i call?
3.Hey, dont b sad.Tell me wot happened?
4.Evrythngs gonna be ok baby,chill.

Boys status on fb -> “:( “
Comments:
1.Rota hi rahio zindagi bhar kutte
2.Kya hua kamine
3.sala Dukhi aatma.
4.Zindagi barbaad hai teri saale. :p :p

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United States
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Philippines,
New Zealand,
Pakistan,
Canada,
Malaysia,
Egypt,
United Arab Emirates,
Denmark,
Saudi Arabia,
Tunisia,
Mexico,
Bangladesh, ;)

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Boy to girl ....I can make you say I Love you ....
Girl : No wayyy !!
Boy : bet ??
Girl: yes ...
Boy : ok start ... say blue?
Girl : blue
Boy : say pink?
Girl: pink...
Boy: say love?
Girl : love ...
Boy : whats 1+1?
Girl : 2
Boy : your age?
Girl: 18
Boy : hahaha... i told u i cud make u say 18!!
Girl: no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Boy: yes i did :D :D :D !!! ♥♥
Thumbs up, if you get it :)

LIKE This Status:

♥ If u r Single ♥
♥ If u r in Love ♥
♥ If u r Married ♥
♥ If u r still Virgin ♥
♥ If u have G/f Or B/f ♥
♥ If u r Student ♥
♥ If u r Free ♥
♥ if u r busy ♥

The Brain Says
No!
The Heart Says
Go!
The Brain Says
...You can't love him.
The Heart Says
Put nothing above him.
The Brain Says
Look he's breaking you.
The Heart Says
Calm down- he's just in a bad mood.
The Brain Says
He's going to leave you behind.
The Heart Says
Nah, You're the only thing on his mind.
The Brain Says
See! I told you so.
The Heart Says
He'll be back by tomorrow.
The Brain Says
He's with that girl. You're out of sight.
The Heart Says
Sorry girl
The Brain was right...

Arz hai:

jaldbazi mein cmited hokar jivan bigad loge

wah wah

jaldbazi mein cmited hokar jivan bigad loge

wah wah
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soch samjhkar cmited hoke b kya ukhad loge :D :P

boy: let's watch a movie
girl: ok what movie!?
boy: a horror movie the grudge
girl: um...ok
*after the movie*
girl: i noticed... you were watching me most of the time ...
boy: *laughs* i watched the movie yesterday
girl; what.....
boy: i just wanted to hug you and protect you:))

You are totally B.U.D.H.U
B:= Because
U:= You
D:= Don't understand
H:= How special
U:= You are to me
Are you smiling now?
¤BUDHU¤

Funny but true fact:
Relationship between lovers in today's age.
You can touch each other
but u cannot touch each other's mobile..;)

Funny Msg

why do we sometimz write "etc" in examz?


bcoz it means

e-end of
t-thinking
c-capacity

nobody understands students feelings!!
crazy world!!!!!!







Life without girls....
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All theaters are silent...
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The police is at rest..
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Mobile companies in loss..
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Gift shops in loss..
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&
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All boys...?
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"UNIVERSITY TOPPERS";)